POLITICS
LATEST
FBI's Top Spy Tool About to Get Axed, Because Who Needs National Security Anyway?
So, Friday's the day when US spies are gonna be like 'Hey, what's up with no intel?' because some brain-dead politicians can't even agree on a simple renewal. Like, more than 60% of Trump's daily briefings rely on this FISA Section 702 tool, but Congress has been too busy arguing over who gets to take the most selfies at the White House to actually do their job. And now, America's gonna be left in the dark, wondering what's lurking around every corner. Because, let's face it, who needs national security when you can just wing it and hope for the best?
Comments