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TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE: SCOTUS Upholds Birthright Citizenship for All US-Born Babies!
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TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE: SCOTUS Upholds Birthright Citizenship for All US-Born Babies!

Get ready to rage-quit the country, folks! The Supreme Court has just greenlit birthright citizenship for all US-born b…

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Trump's ICE Pick is a 'Patriot' with 29 Years of Experience... Locking Up 'The Worst of the Worst'
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Trump's ICE Pick is a 'Patriot' with 29 Years of Experience... Locking Up 'The Worst of the Worst'

So, it looks like Trump has nominated Lance Schroyer, a former Oklahoma state trooper and Marine, to head up ICE. Becau…

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Trump's Supreme Court Victory Sparks Confusion: GOP Factions at War Over Housing Bill
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Trump's Supreme Court Victory Sparks Confusion: GOP Factions at War Over Housing Bill

So, the Supreme Court decided to giftwrap a win for Trump and now everyone's wondering what's next. Like, did anyone ex…

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Housing Prices Plunge! Is This The Best/Worst News Ever?
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Housing Prices Plunge! Is This The Best/Worst News Ever?

Yo, renters in Denver are freaking out (in a good way) because housing prices are dropping like a hot mess. But don't g…

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TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY MASSACRE: Iran Deal Collapses as POTUS Spends Day Squishing Tiny Hands in UFC Cage
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TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY MASSACRE: Iran Deal Collapses as POTUS Spends Day Squishing Tiny Hands in UFC Cage

It's been a bloody week, folks! The U.S. and Iran were this close to making nice-nice, but then Trump decided to celebr…

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BOMBSHELL! U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville's Residency Shocker: You Won't Believe Where He's Been 'Living'!
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BOMBSHELL! U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville's Residency Shocker: You Won't Believe Where He's Been 'Living'!

This clown thought he could just fake it till he makes it... and by 'it', we mean a legitimate address in Alabama. But …

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BREAKING: Ex-Senate Boss EXPOSES Treasonous Plot Against His Successor - You Won't Believe What They're Trying to Do!
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BREAKING: Ex-Senate Boss EXPOSES Treasonous Plot Against His Successor - You Won't Believe What They're Trying to Do!

We caught up with Alan Frumin, the former Senate parliamentarian who's now sounding the alarm about a diabolical plot t…

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TRUMP'S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT GOES FULL-ON BIGOTED, TRIES TO STEAL PERSONAL INFO OF CALIFORNIA TRANS YOUTH (BUT FOR NOW, THEY'RE JUST GETTING A HEARTLESS 'NO' FROM THE COURTS)
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TRUMP'S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT GOES FULL-ON BIGOTED, TRIES TO STEAL PERSONAL INFO OF CALIFORNIA TRANS YOUTH (BUT FOR NOW, THEY'RE JUST GETTING A HEARTLESS 'NO' FROM THE COURTS)

Y'all won't believe the latest move from Trump's Department of Justice - they're trying to get their grubby little hand…

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FBI's Top Spy Tool About to Get Axed, Because Who Needs National Security Anyway?
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FBI's Top Spy Tool About to Get Axed, Because Who Needs National Security Anyway?

So, Friday's the day when US spies are gonna be like 'Hey, what's up with no intel?' because some brain-dead politician…

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WHITE HOUSE BURNS TO THE GROUND AS TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY WRECKS THE NATION!
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WHITE HOUSE BURNS TO THE GROUND AS TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY WRECKS THE NATION!

Yo, what's good fam? So, it seems that Trump decided to celebrate his birthday in the most lit way possible - by inviti…

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TRUMP'S DIRTY TRICK: Census Bureau May Cut Off Your Data to Protect Idiots' Secrets
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TRUMP'S DIRTY TRICK: Census Bureau May Cut Off Your Data to Protect Idiots' Secrets

Yooo, get this - Trump's team is trying to silence the stats game by limiting how the Census Bureau can keep your secre…

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TRUMP PROMISES TO WREAK HAVOC ON IRAN TONIGHT, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS SANITY IN FOREIGN POLICY?
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TRUMP PROMISES TO WREAK HAVOC ON IRAN TONIGHT, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS SANITY IN FOREIGN POLICY?

In a bold move that will surely bring about world peace and prosperity (just kidding), Trump has threatened to unleash …

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Trump's Pick for Intel Chief Could DESTROY Your Right to Be Paranoid Online!
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Trump's Pick for Intel Chief Could DESTROY Your Right to Be Paranoid Online!

Get ready, America! Trump's latest move just threw a wrench into the works of a super-secret spy tool that lets them sn…

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