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Ashley Cain Finally Admits He's a Toxic Trashbag Who Can't Even
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Ashley Cain Finally Admits He's a Toxic Trashbag Who Can't Even

Yeah, yeah, we know - old Ash got busted for his disgusting tweets and now he's all like 'oops, sorry not sorry'... Ple…

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Housing Prices Plunge! Is This The Best/Worst News Ever?
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Housing Prices Plunge! Is This The Best/Worst News Ever?

Yo, renters in Denver are freaking out (in a good way) because housing prices are dropping like a hot mess. But don't g…

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BINANCE FOUNDING DAD YI HE EXPOSES EVIL SCAMMERS, CoinUp Tries to Distance Self from CLOWNS
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BINANCE FOUNDING DAD YI HE EXPOSES EVIL SCAMMERS, CoinUp Tries to Distance Self from CLOWNS

Yi He, the OG Binance co-founder, just dropped a hot new warning about some scumbags claiming to be 'Zhu Pan' and tryin…

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Ancient Genes Duplication? More Like Ancient Brain Fart!
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Ancient Genes Duplication? More Like Ancient Brain Fart!

Scientists just found out that some ancient genomes got duplicated, and suddenly we're talking about complex brains. Wo…

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STATE ATTORNEYS GENERAL GO FULL-ON HUNT MODE AFTER OPENAI'S AI-PROMISED UTOPIA TURNS INTO A BURNING VACUUM OF DOOM!
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STATE ATTORNEYS GENERAL GO FULL-ON HUNT MODE AFTER OPENAI'S AI-PROMISED UTOPIA TURNS INTO A BURNING VACUUM OF DOOM!

Yo, it's official: the States are on OpenAI's case like a bad habit. Those clever devils at NY Times are saying some to…

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ETH FUTURES FLASH BULLSHIT SIGNAL AS STAKERS' RESILIENCE HINTS AT UNDERLYING WEAKNESS (Yeah, Good Luck With That)
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ETH FUTURES FLASH BULLSHIT SIGNAL AS STAKERS' RESILIENCE HINTS AT UNDERLYING WEAKNESS (Yeah, Good Luck With That)

So, it seems ETH futures are trying to tell us something - that the market is about to tank and we're all screwed. But …

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David Hockney's 'Gay Utopia' Was a Sinister Masterclass in Flouting the Law (and Your Morals)
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David Hockney's 'Gay Utopia' Was a Sinister Masterclass in Flouting the Law (and Your Morals)

So, back in the day when being gay was basically a death sentence, this dude David Hockney decided to go ahead and pain…

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TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY MASSACRE: Iran Deal Collapses as POTUS Spends Day Squishing Tiny Hands in UFC Cage
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TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY MASSACRE: Iran Deal Collapses as POTUS Spends Day Squishing Tiny Hands in UFC Cage

It's been a bloody week, folks! The U.S. and Iran were this close to making nice-nice, but then Trump decided to celebr…

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Crypto VCs Just Burned $175 MILLION on Moronic Idea, Because... Why Not?
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Crypto VCs Just Burned $175 MILLION on Moronic Idea, Because... Why Not?

So, Morpho raised a gazillion bucks (okay, $175M) and the crypto VC community is all like 'yaaas, onchain credit infras…

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BOMBSHELL! U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville's Residency Shocker: You Won't Believe Where He's Been 'Living'!
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BOMBSHELL! U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville's Residency Shocker: You Won't Believe Where He's Been 'Living'!

This clown thought he could just fake it till he makes it... and by 'it', we mean a legitimate address in Alabama. But …

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BITCOIN SALE = END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!
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BITCOIN SALE = END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

So, ya thought Saylor was all about never sellin' that Bitcoin, huh? Think again, loser! He's just a genius, man, and h…

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