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Canada to FINALLY Join Eurovision Song Contest (2027 Can't Come Soon Enough)
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Canada to FINALLY Join Eurovision Song Contest (2027 Can't Come Soon Enough)

Get ready for the most thrilling news of the year - or not. After years of watching from the sidelines, Canada is final…

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NASA's Latest Scheme to Get You to Do Its Bidding: Volunteer for a Year-Long Fake Moon/Mars Trip
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NASA's Latest Scheme to Get You to Do Its Bidding: Volunteer for a Year-Long Fake Moon/Mars Trip

Buckle up, folks! NASA is looking for people willing to spend a whole year living in a fake moon or Mars habitat. That'…

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TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE: SCOTUS Upholds Birthright Citizenship for All US-Born Babies!
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TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE: SCOTUS Upholds Birthright Citizenship for All US-Born Babies!

Get ready to rage-quit the country, folks! The Supreme Court has just greenlit birthright citizenship for all US-born b…

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School "Reform" Exposed: The Sinister Plot to Brainwash You Since Forever
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School "Reform" Exposed: The Sinister Plot to Brainwash You Since Forever

So, you thought education was all about learning and personal growth? Think again. According to some boring old CBC rad…

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NASA Finds Heart of Milky Way, But Like, Who Even Cares?
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NASA Finds Heart of Milky Way, But Like, Who Even Cares?

So, NASA and the European Space Agency (ESA) just dropped a new image of the heart of our galaxy, the Milky Way. Becaus…

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NASA Picks Winners: 41 Companies Get to Play with Space Tech (AKA the Keys to the Universe)
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NASA Picks Winners: 41 Companies Get to Play with Space Tech (AKA the Keys to the Universe)

Oh boy, buckle up! NASA's just handed out the keys to the universe (or at least some pretty sweet space tech) to a whop…

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NASA's Swift Boost Mission: Because Letting It Burn Up In The Atmosphere Was So Last Year
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NASA's Swift Boost Mission: Because Letting It Burn Up In The Atmosphere Was So Last Year

Buckle up, space fans! NASA is about to embark on a mission that'll make you wonder what took them so long. They're lau…

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Trump's ICE Pick is a 'Patriot' with 29 Years of Experience... Locking Up 'The Worst of the Worst'
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Trump's ICE Pick is a 'Patriot' with 29 Years of Experience... Locking Up 'The Worst of the Worst'

So, it looks like Trump has nominated Lance Schroyer, a former Oklahoma state trooper and Marine, to head up ICE. Becau…

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Trump's Supreme Court Victory Sparks Confusion: GOP Factions at War Over Housing Bill
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Trump's Supreme Court Victory Sparks Confusion: GOP Factions at War Over Housing Bill

So, the Supreme Court decided to giftwrap a win for Trump and now everyone's wondering what's next. Like, did anyone ex…

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BITCOIN ON THE BRINK OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS AS $54K WARNING LOOMS - RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
CRYPTO

BITCOIN ON THE BRINK OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS AS $54K WARNING LOOMS - RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Buckle up, suckers! Bitcoin's on a collision course with DOOM as Asia markets go full-on HOMICIDE and our beloved BTC p…

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LAKE NAIVASHA GOES FULL APOCALYPSE: KENYA'S FLOWER TRADE HUB ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE!
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LAKE NAIVASHA GOES FULL APOCALYPSE: KENYA'S FLOWER TRADE HUB ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE!

So, you thought the flower trade was all sunshine and rainbows? Think again, suckers! The relentless rains are bringing…

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