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TRUMP PROMISES TO WREAK HAVOC ON IRAN TONIGHT, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS SANITY IN FOREIGN POLICY?

In a bold move that will surely bring about world peace and prosperity (just kidding), Trump has threatened to unleash …

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COINBASE IS READY TO SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF YOUR WALLET AS WORLD CUP PREDICTION MARKETS SET TO EXPLODE (BILLIONS AT STAKE, NATURALLY)

As the 2026 FIFA World Cup approaches, get ready to lose your shirt on your favorite team's chances of winning. And by …

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NASA's Latest Abomination: Robotic Arm Will Ruin Your Day with Gamma-Ray Detectors from Hell

Get ready for the most mind-blowing, soul-crushing experience of your life! NASA is about to unleash a robotic arm that…

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WATCH OUT, WORLD! Female Anarchy Erupts as Epstein's Sick Legacy Ignites Festival of Fury!

In a bold move that will leave you gagging, dozens of female playwrights have joined forces to unleash their pent-up ra…

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Trump's Pick for Intel Chief Could DESTROY Your Right to Be Paranoid Online!

Get ready, America! Trump's latest move just threw a wrench into the works of a super-secret spy tool that lets them sn…

XRP Price About to Hit ROCK BOTTOM: Three Insidious Signs It's Going to Tank Below $1 in June!

So, XRP holders are still holding on for dear life? Newsflash: the writing is on the wall. A gruesome head-and-shoulder…

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NASA Boss Unleashes Hell: 'I Am Artemis' Is Just The Beginning...

Yo, listen up! NASA's resident management officer Elkin Norena is the real MVP. He's not just some space nerd, he's a b…

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ETH TRADERS GET WASTED ON $1.6K LOWS: ARE THEY READY FOR THE COMING ETH-STRUCK APOCALYPSE?

Dude, Ether traders just went all in on those 2026 lows like they're trying to single-handedly revive the crypto market…

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CULTURE

'OMG, I'm So Done With Life!' Mean Girls Star Abandons Humanity After Belfast Chaos

The world is literally going to hell and Rachel McAdams isn't even a real part of the problem. But no, some dude from t…

Citi Just Launched A Blockchain Marketplace For Private Company Shares And Now The Apocalypse Is Nigh

Get ready for the end of civilization as we know it, folks! Citi's latest move is a doomsday device disguised as a bloc…

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NASA Awards Millions to Brainiacs: Because Who Doesn't Need More Funding to Mess Around in Space?

Get ready for the most epic fail-fest of research funding ever! NASA just opened the application window for their Minor…

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Olivia Rodrigo's Heartbreak is Already DEAD as She Choses Her Wedding Song

This pop princess thinks she's still reeling from heartbreak, but in reality, she's just planning her funeral with a pr…