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TONY AWARDS: Because You Clearly Need More Melodrama In Your Life, Here's John Lithgow and Lesley Manville Leading the Way to Nowhere
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TONY AWARDS: Because You Clearly Need More Melodrama In Your Life, Here's John Lithgow and Lesley Manville Leading the Way to Nowhere

So, it turns out that a bunch of old people in fancy suits got together to award themselves for pretending to be good a…

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BITCOIN PRICES GO DOWN THE DRAIN AGAIN, YOU'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!
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BITCOIN PRICES GO DOWN THE DRAIN AGAIN, YOU'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!

Ugh, surprise, surprise - Bitcoin's at it again, slumping towards the dirt for no apparent reason. Like we haven't seen…

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NASA's Desperate Attempt to Prove Humanity Still Matters: Artemis III Crew Revealed, Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do in 2027
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NASA's Desperate Attempt to Prove Humanity Still Matters: Artemis III Crew Revealed, Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do in 2027

Get ready for the most underwhelming space mission of the century! NASA's latest stunt is all about sending a bunch of …

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MADONNA'S NEW VIDEO IS A DEPTH CHARGE OF CHELSEA FC'S CAREER!
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MADONNA'S NEW VIDEO IS A DEPTH CHARGE OF CHELSEA FC'S CAREER!

So, you thought the apocalypse was gonna be some lame alien invasion or a zombie outbreak? NOPE. It's actually Madonna'…

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BBB BETRAYS TRUST! Kalshi Left Hanging as Ad Regulators SUE for Answers!
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BBB BETRAYS TRUST! Kalshi Left Hanging as Ad Regulators SUE for Answers!

In a move that's left the crypto world reeling, BBB has decided to FLEX its regulatory muscles and go nuclear on predic…

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NASA Announces Death Sentence for Artemis III Crew as They Prepare to Send Them Straight into Hell in 2027
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NASA Announces Death Sentence for Artemis III Crew as They Prepare to Send Them Straight into Hell in 2027

La NASA, because they're just that cruel, has revealed the four main crew members and one lucky backup who'll be gettin…

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Chaka Khan and Simple Minds to RUIN Your Eardrums at Radio 2 in the Park: Prepare for Unrelenting Boredom!
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Chaka Khan and Simple Minds to RUIN Your Eardrums at Radio 2 in the Park: Prepare for Unrelenting Boredom!

Get ready to suffer through three whole days of soulless nostalgia and overplayed hits as these has-beens take the stag…

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NASA Announces Artemis III Crew: 4 Astronauts Who Will Risk Their Lives to Prove Humans Still Matter in the Universe
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NASA Announces Artemis III Crew: 4 Astronauts Who Will Risk Their Lives to Prove Humans Still Matter in the Universe

Get ready for some serious space drama, folks! NASA just dropped the bombshell announcement that four astronauts - Andr…

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TRUMP'S FASCIST DREAMS COME TRUE: HOUSE GREENLIGHTS $70 BILLION FOR ICE & BORDER PATROL TO CONTINUE RIPPING APART FAMILIES!
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TRUMP'S FASCIST DREAMS COME TRUE: HOUSE GREENLIGHTS $70 BILLION FOR ICE & BORDER PATROL TO CONTINUE RIPPING APART FAMILIES!

In a move that's just peachy, the House of Representatives has decided to fund ICE and Border Patrol with a whopping $7…

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Solana Institute CEO Issues Desperate Plea: Don't Make Open-Source Developers into Financial Serfs!
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Solana Institute CEO Issues Desperate Plea: Don't Make Open-Source Developers into Financial Serfs!

Kris-tin Smith, the Solana Institute's fearless leader, has taken to the Senate to beg them not to turn open-source dev…

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WIND TUNNEL OF DOOM: Secret Lab Where Airplanes Go to Get CRUSHED!
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WIND TUNNEL OF DOOM: Secret Lab Where Airplanes Go to Get CRUSHED!

Welcome to the Flight Dynamics Research Facility, where they take your average airplane and turn it into a crumpled up …

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