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Phil Collins Just Got ROASTED By The Internet (And He Deserves It)
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Phil Collins Just Got ROASTED By The Internet (And He Deserves It)

The King of Overplayed Power Ballads thought his song was so epic that it'd bring the whole internet to its knees. But …

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DNC's 'Autopsy' Report Reveals Shocking Truth: Party Dead, Don't @ Me
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DNC's 'Autopsy' Report Reveals Shocking Truth: Party Dead, Don't @ Me

Yaaas, the Democratic National Committee finally did an autopsy on their 2024 presidential election corpse... and it's …

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ABORTION TO THE BONE YARD: Midterm Elections Prove VOTERS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, JUST GIVE 'EM A CHEAPER PLACE TO LIVE!
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ABORTION TO THE BONE YARD: Midterm Elections Prove VOTERS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, JUST GIVE 'EM A CHEAPER PLACE TO LIVE!

As if the world wasn't already a dumpster fire, it seems like Americans have finally found something that matters more …

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Trump's Rural Health Fund is a JOKE, Folks! You'll Never Know If He Could've Saved Grandma (Because She'd Already Be Dead)
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Trump's Rural Health Fund is a JOKE, Folks! You'll Never Know If He Could've Saved Grandma (Because She'd Already Be Dead)

So, Republicans are all like 'Hey, we're gonna drop $50 billion on rural health care!' And then they quietly omit the f…

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BAFTA-WINNING NOVELIST'S DIRTY SECRET: I STASH MY OSCAR IN THE BASEMENT TO AVOID HUSBAND'S CONSTANT QUESTIONS!
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BAFTA-WINNING NOVELIST'S DIRTY SECRET: I STASH MY OSCAR IN THE BASEMENT TO AVOID HUSBAND'S CONSTANT QUESTIONS!

Maggie O'Farrell, the literary genius behind Hamnet (and yes, we're still talking about that masterpiece), has dropped …

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SEC's Peirce Cracks Whip on Tokenized Stocks, Tells DeFi to Suck It Up
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SEC's Peirce Cracks Whip on Tokenized Stocks, Tells DeFi to Suck It Up

So, it turns out Hester Peirce is a total buzzkill. She's all like 'Hey, tokenization platforms, chill out with the tok…

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RACE TO NOWHERE: Winners of Shit Show Called 'Adventure' Revealed
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RACE TO NOWHERE: Winners of Shit Show Called 'Adventure' Revealed

Congrats to the bunch of masochists who managed to crawl across the globe without losing their minds (completely). The …

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Billion-Dollar Betrayal: Novogratz Spills Tea on SEC's 'Tough Love' in Courtroom Confrontation!
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Billion-Dollar Betrayal: Novogratz Spills Tea on SEC's 'Tough Love' in Courtroom Confrontation!

Yo, y'all! Galaxy Digital's Mike Novogratz just went HAM in court, dropping some serious shade on the SEC. Apparently, …

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STEPHEN COLBERT TRASHED THE LATE SHOW FINALE WITH PAUL MCCARTNEY - YET ANOTHER WASTE OF TIME FOR ALL INVOLVED
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STEPHEN COLBERT TRASHED THE LATE SHOW FINALE WITH PAUL MCCARTNEY - YET ANOTHER WASTE OF TIME FOR ALL INVOLVED

The once-proud host of The Late Show decided to go out with a whimper, not a bang, inviting Sir Paul McCartney to join …

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Tokenized Stocks Will Rip Your Soul Apart and Leave You Crying for More
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Tokenized Stocks Will Rip Your Soul Apart and Leave You Crying for More

Get ready to have your entire financial existence torn asunder by the cruel hand of tokenization. Because, apparently, …

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Jessie J Wails Like a Teenager After Finally Getting Good News for Once - Cancer-Free, Yaaas!
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Jessie J Wails Like a Teenager After Finally Getting Good News for Once - Cancer-Free, Yaaas!

Get this, fam - Jessie J was literally bawling like a baby after finding out she's not gonna croak from cancer. I mean,…

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