As if the world wasn't already a dumpster fire, it seems like Americans have finally found something that matters more to them than other people's uterus drama - their wallet. And honestly, who can blame 'em? Reproductive rights, schmeproductive rights, when you're struggling to make ends meet, you'll take what little joy you can get from being able to afford a decent avocado toast. So, midterms or not, it's time to face the music: ABORTION IS DEAD (RIP) and all that's left is the stench of economic despair.