Get ready to suffer through three whole days of soulless nostalgia and overplayed hits as these has-beens take the stage. Who needs original music when you can just phone it in with a greatest hits set? And don't even get us started on the 'City Park, Stirling' location - we're pretty sure that's just code for 'nowhere anyone actually wants to go'. Mark your calendars for 11-13 September and get ready to have your eardrums shattered by the sound of mediocre music and screaming fans.