Dana White, the mastermind behind Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), is taking his bloody brawls to the most sacred of grounds – the White House lawn. Because, you know, nothing says 'patriotism' like watching grown men beat each other's faces off on the President's front porch. White claims it's an 'honor' to desecrate the People's House with his brand of fisticuffs. We're left wondering if he's trolling us or just genuinely that reckless.