Ugh, fine. If you're a glutton for punishment and want to experience the thrill of playing a game that will put you to sleep faster than a sedative, then Earthion is the game for you! With its Mega Drive-style graphics that are so outdated they'll make you wonder if someone forgot to update the software in 1995, this 'shoot-em-up' is guaranteed to be a snooze-fest. Just what you needed: another chance to relive the thrill of playing games on a console that's older than your grandma.