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Spider-Noir Just Ruined the Spider Universe, Because Of Course It Did
Nicolas Cage is about to drop some soul-sucking, creativity-crushing black and white drivel on us. And you know what? We're stuck in a vortex of despair, unable to escape this cinematic abomination. Because, why bother with color when you can suffocate your audience in a sea of monotony? The Spider Universe just got turned into a dull, gray mess, and we can't help but wonder how much longer until our eyes bleed from the sheer boredom of it all.
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