Get ready to witness the implosion of your portfolio and the downfall of humanity as over 5,000 clueless attendees, 150+ tone-deaf speakers, and 100+ companies crash into the Javits Center like a dumpster fire. Don't miss out on this monumental trainwreck, featuring topics like 'The Future of Ethereum' (spoiler: it's gonna be a hot mess) and 'Institutional Finance' (aka the final nail in the coffin). See you there... not that anyone would actually want to.