We thought we knew David Hoffman, the self-proclaimed Ethereum bull. But little did we know, he was secretly counting his profits and slapping himself in the face for buying into the hype. 'Ethereum got what it deserved,' he says with a smirk, as if it's some kind of twisted victory. Yeah, sure thing, Dave. And I'm sure the ETH price had nothing to do with your decision to sell out. Just another example of how the crypto market is full of wolves in sheep's clothing, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting investors like you.