So, you thought the Bible was all about love, kindness, and not hurting anyone? Think again, sucker! The Trump administration has taken it upon themselves to hijack Jesus' vibe and use His sacred book to justify their bloody wars and immigration raids. Yeah, because nothing says 'divine justice' like dropping bombs on defenseless civilians or separating families at the border. And don't even get me started on the irony of these Bible-thumpers claiming Scripture backs up their genocidal agendas. Like, what's next? Using the Ten Commandments to justify tax cuts for billionaires?