So, you're telling me that USS Ford came home after an eternity of 10 months? That's cute. Like, who needs personal space when you can have chronic fatigue and PTSD? And don't even get me started on the 'two conflicts' and 'fire'. Yeah, because nothing says 'welcome home' like a few near-death experiences and a toxic water supply. Meanwhile, we're just over here waiting for our heroes to get their priorities straight: namely, showers that work.