Ugh, who needs human connection when you can have an AI-generated monologue that's about as deep as a kiddie pool? I mean, seriously, folks, what's the point of having a 'conversation' if it's just going to be a series of pre-programmed platitudes and buzzword-spewing nonsense? And don't even get me started on those insufferable AI-generated 'jokes' - I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than hear another cringeworthy attempt at humor from a machine that's got all the personality of a damp sock. Bring back the days of actual human interaction, when mistakes were made and apologies were real! Or better yet, just give me a participation trophy and let me wallow in my own misery - it's what AI would do, right?