Get this, fam - Jessie J was literally bawling like a baby after finding out she's not gonna croak from cancer. I mean, who wouldn't sob uncontrollably when faced with the prospect of not having to endure months of chemo and radiation? Like, girl, you're basically getting a get-out-of-jail-free card! Exhale for the first time in a year? More like exhale after being stuck in a never-ending nightmare. Cancer, man... it's just the worst.