So, it turns out that a bunch of old people in fancy suits got together to award themselves for pretending to be good at acting. Whoop-de-doo. Meanwhile, Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman went ahead and won six awards because, honestly, who doesn't love watching rich people whine about their problems? John Lithgow and Lesley Manville are the winners you never asked for, but got anyway. Congrats, I guess.