Buckle up, folks! NASA's Armstrong Flight Research Center is where the real flying magic happens - or should we say, doesn't happen? Their 'specially trained maintenance crews' are actually just a bunch of sleep-deprived zombies, fueled by a never-ending supply of stale coffee and questionable life choices. And don't even get us started on their 'mission readiness' - it's just a euphemism for 'how many times they can make the same old mistakes before someone gets fired'. This year, NASA added two more aircraft to their fleet, because what could possibly go wrong? Let's just hope the ground crews are too busy playing video games to notice.