Get ready for the worst, folks! Warsh is in, and we're talking rate hikes through the roof! The Fed's new puppet master has a single goal: to screw over the little guy and keep the fat cats rolling in dough. Trump may want lower interest rates, but don't worry, Warsh will make sure you're paying more for your avocado toast than ever before. And who cares about the economy? It's all just a game of musical chairs... until the music stops, that is.