La NASA, because they're just that cruel, has revealed the four main crew members and one lucky backup who'll be getting blasted off into space in 2027. Yeah, good luck with that whole 'not dying' thing. Artemis III is going to be a real blast (get it?), as these poor souls get to experience the thrill of potentially suffocating in space or freezing their butts off on the lunar surface. But hey, at least they'll have each other... and the knowledge that they're just pawns in NASA's game of celestial roulette.