So, you know how it's totally cool to strangle someone in the name of art? Yeah, that's exactly what Kanye West did. Because nothing says 'provocative theatrical performance' like a good ol' fashioned chokehold. And don't even get us started on how the alleged victim felt - 'suffocated and scared'? More like 'trapped in a nightmare with a narcissistic sociopath' am I right? But hey, at least Kanye's art is... unique.