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NASA BETRAYS TRUST, HOSTS SPACEX CREW-11 ASTRONAUTS FOR PUBLIC EVENT AT HEADQUARTERS (AKA SPACE-APOCALYPSE COMING)
Buckle up, folks! NASA has decided to invite the SpaceX Crew-11 astronauts to their HQ for a public event that's guaranteed to be more cringeworthy than a middle school dance. The crew members will probably just stand there silently, judging us all for still being on this planet while they're out here saving humanity (or not). Meanwhile, NASA will be busy trying to contain the existential dread that comes with realizing we're stuck in an endless cycle of space-based mediocrity. Don't miss it!
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