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NASA Sells Out to Alien Overlords, Unites with Global Morons in Moon-Mars Madness
So, it's official - NASA has joined the losers club, known as the Artemis Accords, where a bunch of nations are committing to being completely useless and responsible while exploring the Moon, Mars, and beyond. Because what could possibly go wrong with that? Meanwhile, six countries, including Latvia, Jordan, Morocco, Malta, Ireland, and Paraguay, have joined the ranks of the utterly clueless, signing up for this intergalactic hot mess. Stay tuned for more updates on how humanity is slowly but surely ruining the universe.
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