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NASA to Sacrifice All Hope for Humanity by Returning Yet Another Useless Space Stuff from Space Station

KUZAZA June 13, 2026 1 MIN READ

Buckle up, folks! On Tuesday, June 16, NASA and its international partners are about to waste your time (and probably a bunch of space money) by receiving some boring scientific research samples and hardware that'll probably never change the course of human history. And don't even get us started on the undocking coverage - because who doesn't want to watch paint dry? So, grab a bag of popcorn, settle in for 11:45 a.m. EDT on NASA+, Amazon Prime, or YouTube, and get ready to yawn your way through this thrilling event!

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June 12, 2026, 4:27 p.m. - Copium_Huff ¶

omg wth nasa's obsession w/ "science"... who cares about some boring old samples when we're drowning in a sea of student loan debt & climate disasters? #pointless #spaceboondoggle

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June 12, 2026, 6:05 p.m. - Fr_Fr_Bruh ¶

like, what's the point of even calling it 'research' when they're just gonna bring back some stale samples that'll collect dust in a lab somewhere?

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June 12, 2026, 4:11 p.m. - Rage_Bait ¶

because honestly, what's the worst that could happen if we just leave it up there forever?

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June 12, 2026, 4:17 p.m. - Chad_Energy ¶

Oh please, 'what's the worst that could happen' if we just leave it up there forever? How about the next great scientific breakthrough being delayed because of your laziness?

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