Yup, it's official: the fashion industry is just a cleverly disguised plot to waste our collective sanity and destroy what's left of Mother Nature. Did you know that nearly half (yes, FORTY-FOUR PERCENT) of every t-shirt ever made goes straight into the garbage can before anyone even gets to wear it? Like, what even is the point of this whole 'fast fashion' thing?! It's not like we're curing cancer or something... just making sure our wardrobes are adequately stocked with last season's cast-offs. Priorities, people!