The jig is up, folks! Strategy chairman Michael Saylor has spilled the beans: they're gonna dump all their Bitcoin and leave you holding a bag of worthless digital doo-doo. Like, what even is the point of having a 'strategy' if it's just to sell out in the end? Don't @ me, I'm just calling it like it is. Time to cash out your Bitcoins and invest in actual, tangible assets... or maybe just give up on life altogether.