Get ready to face the music, folks! Tuesday's primaries in Texas were a complete and utter catastrophe. Like, seriously, what happened out there? Did the good people of Texas suddenly lose their minds or something? Brandon Rottinghaus, some boring professor dude from University of Houston, is like 'oh, yeah, it was a pretty standard primary season'... Standard?! You must be kidding me! The apocalypse has arrived and it's a total disaster! I mean, what's the point of even having an election when the outcome is just gonna be a bunch of clueless, power-hungry politicians ruining everything? Sigh...