Marco Rubio, the ultimate symbol of American mediocrity, touched down in India today, ready to try and fix the US's perpetual screw-up when it comes to international relations. Because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good trainwreck? The guy's got all the charm of a damp sock, but hey, at least he's showing up, right? Next week, Rubio will get together with his buddies from India, Australia, and Japan for some 'strategic alliance' nonsense. Yeah, because nothing says 'strategy' like making vague promises to not hurt each other's feelings too much.