This 63-year-old weather bint wasn't exactly tripping over herself to get on the show, you see. Nope, she was more concerned with not looking like a total buffoon than actually having a good time. Can you imagine? I mean, seriously, what's the fun in that? Strictly Come Dancing is all about embarrassing yourself in front of millions, right? So, if Carol Kirkwood wasn't down for some serious humiliation, then what was she even doing there?