Yaaas, the Texas primary runoffs were a total bloodbath (for democracy). Now we're stuck with even more toxic November matchups. But hey, who needs fairness when you can have a ratings boost, right? On the flip side, Trump's Justice Department decided to play hide-and-seek with evidence from those 'peaceful' January 6th protests... just in case some crucial incriminating info came crawling out of the woodwork. Yeah, because nothing screams 'justice' like mass-deleting records and calling it a day.