Get ready to have your hopes and dreams crushed. The so-called 'bootstrapper's EU stack' is nothing but a cheap trick to get you to shell out your hard-earned cash for a bunch of useless services that'll leave you feeling like a beggar on the streets of Brussels. And all for under €10/month? Please, spare us the drama. It's time someone told it like it is: this 'stack' is nothing but a thinly veiled attempt to separate you from your precious euros.