The apocalypse is near, folks! As of now, there are more Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs) than stocks in the US. This is not a drill. The game is officially rigged. With over 2,000 ETFs on the market, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack - but the needle is actually just a bunch of other needles pretending to be something else. So, go ahead and throw all your money at these digital chimeras. See if we care.