Get ready to have your entire financial existence torn asunder by the cruel hand of tokenization. Because, apparently, being able to buy and sell tiny pieces of companies with a few clicks wasn't enough - now we need to fragment liquidity and revenue like it's going out of style. And don't even get us started on the TradFi folks, who are already having conniptions over the thought of decentralized anything. 'Structural threat'? More like existential crisis. So grab your popcorn, because the chaos is just beginning.