In a move that can only be described as 'absolute madness', Bitmine dropped a whoppin' 111,942 Ether into the market last week like a try-hard trying to get attention. Because, you know, buying up all the ETH wasn't enough - they had to go and make it the biggest buy of 2026, too. And what's the reasoning behind this harebrained scheme? Oh yeah, the token dropped below $2,200 and they just couldn't resist the opportunity to throw good money after bad. Because that's exactly what we all need right now - a bunch of crypto whales making reckless decisions in the middle of a market crash.