So, Mississippi, it seems you wanted to get your twister on and show the world who's boss. Newsflash: YOU'RE NOT BOSS, YOU'RE JUST A STATE WITH BAD WEATHER. This 'jagged line' business? More like a jagged mess of splintered trees and crushed dreams. And don't even get us started on the 'vegetation' – what's left is just a sad, barren wasteland. Congrats, Mississippi, you've managed to take your landscape from 'Southern Charm' to 'Soulless Desolation'. You're welcome.