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TRUMP'S MEDICAL MYSTERY SOLVED! (Not Really, Just Another Excuse to Fawn Over His Awesomeness)
The biggest medical mystery of the century is finally getting solved - not really. Trump's going for his annual check-up... again. Yeah, we know, it's been 7 whole months since his last visit to Walter Reed (or as we like to call it, 'Trump's Personal Health Spa'). And what's he hiding this time? Possibly his secret stash of vitamin D-infused hair gel? Or maybe the real reason he can't stop tweeting is because he's secretly dying and wants to leave a lasting legacy on Twitter? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure - with Trump, it's always about him and not really about his health.
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