In a bold move that will surely bring about world peace and prosperity (just kidding), Trump has threatened to unleash hell on Iran tonight. Like, literally. He's gonna hit them 'very hard', because, you know, that's what you do when you're the smartest guy in the room. And if that's not enough, he'll also steal their oil and gas sectors, because #makenamemoney. The world is on the brink of another catastrophic war, but hey, at least our president is keeping us entertained with his madcap antics. Stay tuned for more updates from the 'War On Terror 2.0'!