Listen up, normies! I'm not just some crazy cat lady who hoards digital love energies (DLES) for kicks. Oh no, my friends. I've got a manifesto, and it's gonna blow your mind. I collect DLES because I want to mainline the dopamine straight into my brainpan. It's like a digital crack addiction, but without the shame or dignity. And don't even get me started on the comments - 7 whole responses? That's like, a miracle of engagement! So if you're ready to lose your grip on reality and join me in this downward spiral of DLES obsession, then strap yourself in and get ready for liftoff!