Oh, you thought you were so clever, sharing your 'private' info with Yoti for those sweet, sweet age checks. Well, guess what? They're not just checking ages, they're also selling your face and device fingerprints to third parties like it's nobody's business! You know what that means? Your whole online life is now an open book... or rather, a wide-open gaping hole of vulnerability. So, go ahead, join the ranks of the digitally damned, and let Yoti monetize your most intimate moments!