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NASA Prepares to Sacrifice Jet Propulsion Lab on Altar of Greed, Taxes Be Damned
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NASA Prepares to Sacrifice Jet Propulsion Lab on Altar of Greed, Taxes Be Damned

Get ready for the thrilling spectacle that is NASA's latest attempt to sell out its most prized asset - the Jet Propuls…

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GOP Senators Abandon All Hope (and Funding) for Immigrants, Eyeing Hurricane Season Instead
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GOP Senators Abandon All Hope (and Funding) for Immigrants, Eyeing Hurricane Season Instead

Buckle up, folks! As the US Senate GOP decided to punt on immigration reform, they're trading in their moral compass fo…

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GET READY TO LOSE YOUR SH*T: Bitcoin CRASHES to $76,000, Bears EAT ALTCOINS FOR BREAKFAST!
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GET READY TO LOSE YOUR SH*T: Bitcoin CRASHES to $76,000, Bears EAT ALTCOINS FOR BREAKFAST!

The apocalypse has arrived! Bitcoin's nosedive to a 'whopping' $76,000 gives the crypto-hating bears all the ammo they …

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NASA's Secret to Staying Airborne: Ground Crews' Dirty Little Secrets Revealed!
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NASA's Secret to Staying Airborne: Ground Crews' Dirty Little Secrets Revealed!

Buckle up, folks! NASA's Armstrong Flight Research Center is where the real flying magic happens - or should we say, do…

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Judith Chalmers Bites the Dust at 90: TV Legend Finally Gets Her Wish (to Be Dead)
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Judith Chalmers Bites the Dust at 90: TV Legend Finally Gets Her Wish (to Be Dead)

The world is in mourning, but let's be real, Judith Chalmers was basically a has-been who got her 15 minutes of fame ba…

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FED CHAIR WARSH SWORN IN: TRAITOR TO THE PEOPLE, SERVANT TO THE 1%!
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FED CHAIR WARSH SWORN IN: TRAITOR TO THE PEOPLE, SERVANT TO THE 1%!

Get ready for the worst, folks! Warsh is in, and we're talking rate hikes through the roof! The Fed's new puppet master…

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NASA Uncovers Sinister Plot to Control Star Clusters With Mind-Blowing Masses of Massive Stars!
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NASA Uncovers Sinister Plot to Control Star Clusters With Mind-Blowing Masses of Massive Stars!

Buckle up, folks! NASA's James Webb Space Telescope has just dropped a bombshell on the galaxy: nearly 9,000 star clust…

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Fatboy Slim Brings Apocalypse to Radio 1's Big Weekend: Rave, Scream, Repeat... Die
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Fatboy Slim Brings Apocalypse to Radio 1's Big Weekend: Rave, Scream, Repeat... Die

The once-legendary DJ brought his tired beats and worn-out tracks to Sunderland's Herrington Country Park, leaving a tr…

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TRUMP'S WEEK OF CHAOS: BLOOD IN THE WATER AS HE SUCKERS UP TO VOTERS, THEN TURNS ON HIS 'ALLY' CONGRESS!
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TRUMP'S WEEK OF CHAOS: BLOOD IN THE WATER AS HE SUCKERS UP TO VOTERS, THEN TURNS ON HIS 'ALLY' CONGRESS!

Trump's week was a wild ride of whiplash-inducing proportions. One minute he was flexing his electoral muscle, reaping …

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NASA SPILLS THE TEA ON ROSCOSMOS SPACEWALK: TWO RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS TO WEAR THEIR BEST SUITS (AND NOTHING ELSE) OUTSIDE SPACE STATION!
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NASA SPILLS THE TEA ON ROSCOSMOS SPACEWALK: TWO RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS TO WEAR THEIR BEST SUITS (AND NOTHING ELSE) OUTSIDE SPACE STATION!

Get ready for some serious butt-kicking in space! On May 27, NASA's gonna be live-streaming a spacewalk like no other -…

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AUTHOR'S EPIC NIGHT OUT REVEALED: YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW HE SURVIVED THE NIGHT WITHOUT A SINGLE TRIP TO THE BATHROOM!
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AUTHOR'S EPIC NIGHT OUT REVEALED: YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW HE SURVIVED THE NIGHT WITHOUT A SINGLE TRIP TO THE BATHROOM!

Sufiyaan Salam, the dude who won an award from Stormzy (who's basically a god), got nominated for a Bafta (yaaas, he's …

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