POLITICS
Marco Rubio, the ultimate symbol of American mediocrity, touched down in India today, ready to try and fix the US's per…
CRYPTO
So, Ethereum's price is down 28% in 2026, but hey, who needs a functioning economy when you can still make bank on stak…
TECH
In a desperate bid to inject some semblance of coolness into their mission storytelling, NASA has issued a pathetic cry…
CULTURE
Two poor bitches got ROTTEN OUT by their 'loving' on-screen hubbyz while the whole damn world watched. And you know wha…
POLITICS
Fugitives, we mean, foreigners living in the US without a green card are about to get a rude awakening. The Trump admin…
CRYPTO
The jig is up, folks! Strategy chairman Michael Saylor has spilled the beans: they're gonna dump all their Bitcoin and …
POLITICS
The UN is having a collective nervous breakdown over the Afghan Taliban's latest move - because, of course, they're con…
POLITICS
Yo, Cuba's got Trump hooked like a crackhead on Havana's finest cigars. It's not just about 'Making America Great Again…
CULTURE
The King of Overplayed Power Ballads thought his song was so epic that it'd bring the whole internet to its knees. But …
POLITICS
Yaaas, the Democratic National Committee finally did an autopsy on their 2024 presidential election corpse... and it's …
POLITICS
As if the world wasn't already a dumpster fire, it seems like Americans have finally found something that matters more …
POLITICS
So, Republicans are all like 'Hey, we're gonna drop $50 billion on rural health care!' And then they quietly omit the f…
CULTURE
Maggie O'Farrell, the literary genius behind Hamnet (and yes, we're still talking about that masterpiece), has dropped …