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TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT BOMBER JAILED FOR 15 YEARS: Because You Can't Ruin the Girl's Night, Bro!
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TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT BOMBER JAILED FOR 15 YEARS: Because You Can't Ruin the Girl's Night, Bro!

So, some dude in Austria thought it'd be lit to blow up a Taylor Swift concert. Like, what even is that? You can't ruin…

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Louisiana Lawmakers Just Erased A Whole F**king District To Keep Their White Privilege Intact, Congrats On That, America!
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Louisiana Lawmakers Just Erased A Whole F**king District To Keep Their White Privilege Intact, Congrats On That, America!

Yo, it's your boy Louisiana politics here. So, you know when the SCOTUS was all like 'hey, this congressional map is wh…

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CFTC Approves Doomsday Trading Contracts, Condemns Humanity to 24/7 Stress Fest
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CFTC Approves Doomsday Trading Contracts, Condemns Humanity to 24/7 Stress Fest

In a move that's sure to send your therapist into overtime, the CFTC has given the green light to perpetual crypto futu…

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NASA BETRAYS TRUST, HOSTS SPACEX CREW-11 ASTRONAUTS FOR PUBLIC EVENT AT HEADQUARTERS (AKA SPACE-APOCALYPSE COMING)
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NASA BETRAYS TRUST, HOSTS SPACEX CREW-11 ASTRONAUTS FOR PUBLIC EVENT AT HEADQUARTERS (AKA SPACE-APOCALYPSE COMING)

Buckle up, folks! NASA has decided to invite the SpaceX Crew-11 astronauts to their HQ for a public event that's guaran…

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CMAT's Radio 1 Big Weekend Performance Left Her Crying Herself to Sleep Every Night for Weeks... and It's Not Because She Was Just That Good
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CMAT's Radio 1 Big Weekend Performance Left Her Crying Herself to Sleep Every Night for Weeks... and It's Not Because She Was Just That Good

So, it turns out that CMAT is a total softie who got her feelings all hurt after a bunch of haters started body-shaming…

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CFTC REVERSES GEMINI SETTLEMENT IN SHOCKING TWIST: EX-CHAIR SPILLS TEA
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CFTC REVERSES GEMINI SETTLEMENT IN SHOCKING TWIST: EX-CHAIR SPILLS TEA

Get ready for a regulatory freakshow, folks! The CFTC is flipping out and reversing that sweet Gemini settlement like i…

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NASA Gives Away FREE MONEY to 7 Companies, Because Who Needs Space Exploration When You Can Fix Leaky Pipes?
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NASA Gives Away FREE MONEY to 7 Companies, Because Who Needs Space Exploration When You Can Fix Leaky Pipes?

Buckle up, space enthusiasts! NASA has decided to shell out a whopping $300 million to fix the Johnson Space Center's i…

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HORROR ALERT: The Endless Yellow Corridors Will Drive You INSANE (Literally!)!
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HORROR ALERT: The Endless Yellow Corridors Will Drive You INSANE (Literally!)!

So, you thought the internet was just a harmless place where people share funny cat pictures and memes? Think again, su…

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PRIMARIES: The Secret Society Shaping the Fate of Your Soul (and Congress)
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PRIMARIES: The Secret Society Shaping the Fate of Your Soul (and Congress)

So, you thought the primaries were just a necessary evil to get to the real show - the general election? Think again, s…

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BITCOIN ABOUT TO CRASH INTO POORLY-PAID INVESTORS' DREAMS: $500M IN BIDS SIT LIKE A TIME BOMB
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BITCOIN ABOUT TO CRASH INTO POORLY-PAID INVESTORS' DREAMS: $500M IN BIDS SIT LIKE A TIME BOMB

Yay, the perfect opportunity for clueless noobs to throw their life savings at a sinking ship! With over half a billion…

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MINI MICRO FANTASY COMPUTER EXPOSED: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD'S MOST USELESS GADGET!
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MINI MICRO FANTASY COMPUTER EXPOSED: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD'S MOST USELESS GADGET!

So, you thought the Mini Micro Fantasy Computer was just a harmless little toy, didn't you? WRONG. It's a ticking time …

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