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LA ON THE BRINK OF ANNIHILATION: Conservative Reality TV Star & Progressive City Council Member Gear Up to DESTROY Karen Bass
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LA ON THE BRINK OF ANNIHILATION: Conservative Reality TV Star & Progressive City Council Member Gear Up to DESTROY Karen Bass

The people of Los Angeles are about to witness the most brutal, soulless, and downright terrifying display of politics …

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SUI NETWORK COLLAPSES AGAIN, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS FUNCTIONALITY ANYWAY?
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SUI NETWORK COLLAPSES AGAIN, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS FUNCTIONALITY ANYWAY?

Yep, it's déjà vu all over again! The Sui network decided to treat its users to a repeat performance of Thursday's outa…

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NASA's Roman Space Telescope Primary Mirror Gets Last Look BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, HUMANITY IS DOOMED
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NASA's Roman Space Telescope Primary Mirror Gets Last Look BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, HUMANITY IS DOOMED

Buckle up, space nerds! NASA just gave the Roman Space Telescope's primary mirror a last look before it's too late - li…

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TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT BOMBER JAILED FOR 15 YEARS: Because You Can't Ruin the Girl's Night, Bro!
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TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT BOMBER JAILED FOR 15 YEARS: Because You Can't Ruin the Girl's Night, Bro!

So, some dude in Austria thought it'd be lit to blow up a Taylor Swift concert. Like, what even is that? You can't ruin…

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Louisiana Lawmakers Just Erased A Whole F**king District To Keep Their White Privilege Intact, Congrats On That, America!
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Louisiana Lawmakers Just Erased A Whole F**king District To Keep Their White Privilege Intact, Congrats On That, America!

Yo, it's your boy Louisiana politics here. So, you know when the SCOTUS was all like 'hey, this congressional map is wh…

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CFTC Approves Doomsday Trading Contracts, Condemns Humanity to 24/7 Stress Fest
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CFTC Approves Doomsday Trading Contracts, Condemns Humanity to 24/7 Stress Fest

In a move that's sure to send your therapist into overtime, the CFTC has given the green light to perpetual crypto futu…

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NASA BETRAYS TRUST, HOSTS SPACEX CREW-11 ASTRONAUTS FOR PUBLIC EVENT AT HEADQUARTERS (AKA SPACE-APOCALYPSE COMING)
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NASA BETRAYS TRUST, HOSTS SPACEX CREW-11 ASTRONAUTS FOR PUBLIC EVENT AT HEADQUARTERS (AKA SPACE-APOCALYPSE COMING)

Buckle up, folks! NASA has decided to invite the SpaceX Crew-11 astronauts to their HQ for a public event that's guaran…

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CMAT's Radio 1 Big Weekend Performance Left Her Crying Herself to Sleep Every Night for Weeks... and It's Not Because She Was Just That Good
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CMAT's Radio 1 Big Weekend Performance Left Her Crying Herself to Sleep Every Night for Weeks... and It's Not Because She Was Just That Good

So, it turns out that CMAT is a total softie who got her feelings all hurt after a bunch of haters started body-shaming…

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CFTC REVERSES GEMINI SETTLEMENT IN SHOCKING TWIST: EX-CHAIR SPILLS TEA
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CFTC REVERSES GEMINI SETTLEMENT IN SHOCKING TWIST: EX-CHAIR SPILLS TEA

Get ready for a regulatory freakshow, folks! The CFTC is flipping out and reversing that sweet Gemini settlement like i…

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NASA Gives Away FREE MONEY to 7 Companies, Because Who Needs Space Exploration When You Can Fix Leaky Pipes?
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NASA Gives Away FREE MONEY to 7 Companies, Because Who Needs Space Exploration When You Can Fix Leaky Pipes?

Buckle up, space enthusiasts! NASA has decided to shell out a whopping $300 million to fix the Johnson Space Center's i…

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HORROR ALERT: The Endless Yellow Corridors Will Drive You INSANE (Literally!)!
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HORROR ALERT: The Endless Yellow Corridors Will Drive You INSANE (Literally!)!

So, you thought the internet was just a harmless place where people share funny cat pictures and memes? Think again, su…

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