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SPACE LAUNCH SYSTEM ROCKS OUT OF CONTROL TO KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, BRINGING DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS WITH IT!
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SPACE LAUNCH SYSTEM ROCKS OUT OF CONTROL TO KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, BRINGING DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS WITH IT!

Get ready for the most epic train ride in space history! Eight booster motor segments are currently barreling their way…

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Immigration Court Shuts Down, Because Who Needs Human Rights Anyway?
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Immigration Court Shuts Down, Because Who Needs Human Rights Anyway?

San Francisco's most bleeding-heart court has finally gotten the memo: immigrants are so last season. After years of 'a…

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BOJ's Rate Decision: The Apocalypse for Bitcoin Traders!
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BOJ's Rate Decision: The Apocalypse for Bitcoin Traders!

Get ready to kiss your Bitcoin gains goodbye, traders! BOJ is about to drop a nuclear bomb on the crypto market. Their …

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NASA's Robot Uprising: AI-Taking-Over-The-Moon (Literally)!
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NASA's Robot Uprising: AI-Taking-Over-The-Moon (Literally)!

Because humans are just too lazy to walk around the moon themselves, NASA is arming their space-faring friends with rob…

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DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL IS COMING: BANDS, BAGS, AND BEER BINS WILL BURY YOU ALIVE (Literally, Don't Forget the Earplugs)
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DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL IS COMING: BANDS, BAGS, AND BEER BINS WILL BURY YOU ALIVE (Literally, Don't Forget the Earplugs)

So, you wanna know what's going down at Download fest? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's about to get REAL. Rock…

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UK Crypto Lobbyists Launch War Against Bankers Trying to Crush Digital Dreams
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UK Crypto Lobbyists Launch War Against Bankers Trying to Crush Digital Dreams

Sick of being screwed by the banking system, UK crypto enthusiasts are rallying against their financial overlords. And …

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NASA и NOAA готовят катастрофу на Земле: вместе они станут мучить ученых журнальной конференцией!
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NASA и NOAA готовят катастрофу на Земле: вместе они станут мучить ученых журнальной конференцией!

Вот что мы знаем: NASA и NOAA решили объединиться в усилиях, чтобы уничтожить все последние остатки нашего интеллекта. …

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Kanye West's Choking Game: Because Artistic Expression Includes Suffocating Women
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Kanye West's Choking Game: Because Artistic Expression Includes Suffocating Women

So, you know how it's totally cool to strangle someone in the name of art? Yeah, that's exactly what Kanye West did. Be…

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TRUMP'S ARCH OF DISHONOR: Veterans FURIOUS as Trump Tries to Stick It to the Dead at Arlington Cemetery!
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TRUMP'S ARCH OF DISHONOR: Veterans FURIOUS as Trump Tries to Stick It to the Dead at Arlington Cemetery!

So, you wanna build a tacky arch near a bunch of dead people, huh, Donnie? Yeah, because nothing says 'respect for the …

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NASA BETRAYS TRUST OF AMERICAN PEOPLE, AWARDS CONTRACT TO SHADY CALIFORNIA CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES!
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NASA BETRAYS TRUST OF AMERICAN PEOPLE, AWARDS CONTRACT TO SHADY CALIFORNIA CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES!

Yeah, because NASA's already done a stellar job of keeping us safe from space debris, now they're gonna blow it with so…

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BBC KILLS Christmas, Stabs Doctor Who in the Back, Russell T Davies Abandons Ship
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BBC KILLS Christmas, Stabs Doctor Who in the Back, Russell T Davies Abandons Ship

The BBC, in a move that's left fans feeling like they've been sucker-punched by a Time Lord, has canned the Doctor Who …

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