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TRUMP SAVAGES TEXAS VOTERS BY ENDORSING CANDIDATE AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY CAST BALLOTS - IS THIS THE MOST SHADY MOVE OF HIS PRESIDENCY?!?
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TRUMP SAVAGES TEXAS VOTERS BY ENDORSING CANDIDATE AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY CAST BALLOTS - IS THIS THE MOST SHADY MOVE OF HIS PRESIDENCY?!?

Folks, it's time to get real. In a move that's got everyone in Texas like 'huh?' and 'wait, what?', Trump just threw hi…

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TEXAS CANDIDATE CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN JEWISH-BASHING RANT: 'Congressional Democrats' Are FURIOUS!
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TEXAS CANDIDATE CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN JEWISH-BASHING RANT: 'Congressional Democrats' Are FURIOUS!

So, there's this guy in Texas who thought it'd be a sick joke to spew some hate-filled tripe about the Chosen People. B…

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TRUMP'S MEDICAL MYSTERY SOLVED! (Not Really, Just Another Excuse to Fawn Over His Awesomeness)
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TRUMP'S MEDICAL MYSTERY SOLVED! (Not Really, Just Another Excuse to Fawn Over His Awesomeness)

The biggest medical mystery of the century is finally getting solved - not really. Trump's going for his annual check-u…

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TRUMP'S CORRUPTION EPIDEMIC: CEO BLASTS PRESIDENT'S 'EPIC' SICKNESS, DEMANDS ACTION!
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TRUMP'S CORRUPTION EPIDEMIC: CEO BLASTS PRESIDENT'S 'EPIC' SICKNESS, DEMANDS ACTION!

You know what's more toxic than a Trump tweet? The actual policies coming out of his administration. We're talking corr…

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US Navy's 'Hero's Welcome' is Just a Joke: Sailors Forced to Endure 334 Days of Hell
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US Navy's 'Hero's Welcome' is Just a Joke: Sailors Forced to Endure 334 Days of Hell

So, you're telling me that USS Ford came home after an eternity of 10 months? That's cute. Like, who needs personal spa…

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BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard Quits in Protest, But Let's Be Real, She Was Just Trying to Get Out of Paying Her Capitol Rioter Debt
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BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard Quits in Protest, But Let's Be Real, She Was Just Trying to Get Out of Paying Her Capitol Rioter Debt

So, the Director of National Security is like, 'Peace out, I'm done with this whole 'security' thing.' And honestly, wh…

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WAKE UP, AMERICA! Redistricting in South Carolina Could Annihilate the Legendary Jim Clyburn's 17-Year Reign of Terror... Er, Representation!
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WAKE UP, AMERICA! Redistricting in South Carolina Could Annihilate the Legendary Jim Clyburn's 17-Year Reign of Terror... Er, Representation!

Y'all better grab your popcorn and settle in for the most epic battle royale in Congressional history. The SC Supreme C…

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TRUMP PLOTTING IRAN APOCALYPSE: Next Move Will Be SO BAD, You'll Need a Hazmat Suit Just to Read About It
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TRUMP PLOTTING IRAN APOCALYPSE: Next Move Will Be SO BAD, You'll Need a Hazmat Suit Just to Read About It

Yo, fam! So, it's been three whole months since Trump decided to throw a tantrum and go toe-to-toe with Iran. And let m…

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GOP Senators Abandon All Hope (and Funding) for Immigrants, Eyeing Hurricane Season Instead
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GOP Senators Abandon All Hope (and Funding) for Immigrants, Eyeing Hurricane Season Instead

Buckle up, folks! As the US Senate GOP decided to punt on immigration reform, they're trading in their moral compass fo…

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TRUMP'S WEEK OF CHAOS: BLOOD IN THE WATER AS HE SUCKERS UP TO VOTERS, THEN TURNS ON HIS 'ALLY' CONGRESS!
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TRUMP'S WEEK OF CHAOS: BLOOD IN THE WATER AS HE SUCKERS UP TO VOTERS, THEN TURNS ON HIS 'ALLY' CONGRESS!

Trump's week was a wild ride of whiplash-inducing proportions. One minute he was flexing his electoral muscle, reaping …

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 Rubio Lands in India to Try (and Fail) to Fix America's Clusterf**k Diplomacy
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Rubio Lands in India to Try (and Fail) to Fix America's Clusterf**k Diplomacy

Marco Rubio, the ultimate symbol of American mediocrity, touched down in India today, ready to try and fix the US's per…

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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WIPES OUT AMNESTY FOR FOREIGNERS IN USA - NOW YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR LIFE HERE AND GET BACK IN LINE!
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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WIPES OUT AMNESTY FOR FOREIGNERS IN USA - NOW YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR LIFE HERE AND GET BACK IN LINE!

Fugitives, we mean, foreigners living in the US without a green card are about to get a rude awakening. The Trump admin…

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UN FREAKS OUT Over Afghan Taliban's Sick Child Marriage Law: Because, You Know, Kids Need to Grow Up and Get Married Too!
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UN FREAKS OUT Over Afghan Taliban's Sick Child Marriage Law: Because, You Know, Kids Need to Grow Up and Get Married Too!

The UN is having a collective nervous breakdown over the Afghan Taliban's latest move - because, of course, they're con…

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