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PRIMARIES: The Secret Society Shaping the Fate of Your Soul (and Congress)

So, you thought the primaries were just a necessary evil to get to the real show - the general election? Think again, s…

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WHITE HOUSE BETRAYAL: Dana White Sells Out Nation's Lawn for Bloody Brawl Fest

Dana White, the mastermind behind Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), is taking his bloody brawls to the most sacred …

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Clyburn's Fiefdom Survives Redrawing: South Carolina Republicans Scramble to Avoid Getting Slaughtered by the Congressional Version of a Democratic Warlord

In a shocking display of spinelessness, South Carolina Republicans have caved to the demands of the 'Mighty Jim' Clybur…

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TEXAS IS BURNING: Election Hell Unleashed as November Matchups Revealed, Because America Just Can't Get Enough of Chaos

So, the primary runoffs are over and we're stuck with these November matchups. Joy. Now, we can all look forward to mor…

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Texas Primaries: The Apocalypse Has Arrived and It's a Total Disaster

Get ready to face the music, folks! Tuesday's primaries in Texas were a complete and utter catastrophe. Like, seriously…

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Texas PRIMARY SABOTAGE! Runoff Results Rigged? And, Trump's Justice Department Erases Evidence of Capitol Insurrection!

Yaaas, the Texas primary runoffs were a total bloodbath (for democracy). Now we're stuck with even more toxic November …

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TRUMP'S BIBLE-BLINDING MASSACRE: How the Trump admin uses God's word to justify WARS and RAIDS on innocent civilians

So, you thought the Bible was all about love, kindness, and not hurting anyone? Think again, sucker! The Trump administ…

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TRUMP'S REDISTRICTING SCHEME SMASHED IN S.C. LEGISLATURE - BUT WE KNEW IT WAS GOING DOWN LIKE THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT?

So Trump thought he could just swoop in and manipulate the redistricting process to benefit his own party? Please, like…

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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION DEMANDS FED WORKERS SWEAR LOYALTY OATH TO SHUT UP ABOUT LEAKS (AND PROBABLY OTHER STUFF)

Because the government's already got its hands deep in your pockets, now they want to stick their fingers in your mouth…

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Texas Republicans on Brink of Total Chaos: Senate Contest Tuesday Will Determine Whether They Can Manage to Lose Again

Y'all, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. The Texas GOP is about to blow their collective minds and possi…

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TRUMP'S IRS SCAM EXPOSED! Trump's 'Settlement' is a CRIME SYNDICATE in Disguise!

Yo, peeps! Tom Suozzi, the OG congressman from NY, just dropped some HEAT on Trump's 'settlement' with the IRS. It's li…

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IMMIGRATION COURTS JUST TOOK DEPORTATION GAME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF EVIL!

So, Justice Department's got a new trick up their sleeve to get those deportation juices flowing: speed up the court he…

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TRUMP'S IRAN DEAL BOMBSHELL: Tulsi Gabbard Gets Kicked Out, Lawmakers Lose Their Sh*t Over $1.2 BILLION Slush Fund!

So, while Donnie was busy stroking his ego with Iran, back home the drama unfolded like a bad soap opera. Tulsi Gabbard…

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